Redneck Brawl 6: Rednecks Invade Huntington, West Virginia is officially in the books, and the biggest winner of the night’s 25 fights (not including at least two fights in the audience) is Tiffany “Conspiracy Smokeshow” Baxter.
Conspiracy Smokeshow took home a winner’s crown and a check for $500 thanks to a decision victory over her opponent Straight Pain. Then, she closed out the night by winning another $2,000 as the crowd’s choice in the Ring Card Girl contest.
Here’s a quick rundown of highlights from the night, with a full lists of results at the bottom of this post.
Questionable fashion choices
The most questionable fashion choices will not have photographic accompaniment, because this isn’t that sort of website. Two different female fighters did not confirm in advance that their sports bras could keep their chests fully contained through full contact brawling. One fight ended on what was referred to as a “TKO - Titty KO!” because the referee got tired of constantly re-covering a fighter’s exposed breasts and just stopped the action instead.
A lot of fighters, male and female, elected to compete in cutoff denim shorts. The most ventilated by far were those worn by Sheen Green, shown here twerking on the mat in celebration of a decision victory.
Dishonorable mention to GA Outlaw, who wore a leather belt in the ring. Not that I’d say that to his face, because he’s a Redneck Brawl monster, and I want no quarrel with him.
Wildest tactical decisions
Trailer Park Barbie was docked a point for repeatedly kicking her opponent, Yeti, in the crotch. Yeti could make an argument for the Best Dressed on the night, fighting in Stormtrooper armor, somehow without any intervention from the West Virginia State Athletic Commission.
In the end, the point deduction didn’t stop Trailer Park Barbie from claiming a decision victory. Hopefully that body armor helped Yeti avoid any long term genital damage.
In the preceding fight, Chico nearly finished himself off by getting his throat caught under the top rope, and trying to walk forward through it to keep fighting. He almost choked himself out, collapsing to the canvas and looking like he might not be able to continue. But, he survived and claimed a very debatable decision victory over Heartbreak Kid.
Best action
No shortage of contenders here, as every fight has live emcee encouragement to throw, throw, throw punches non-stop. Fighters who try to jab their way to victory at the Redneck Brawl are booed loudly. And, in the case of 6’9” Country Boot Gang, don’t get the benefit of the doubt when it goes to the decision, even if they thoroughly controlled the fight in a fan-unfriendly way.
With at least a dozen viable options, we’ll put the spotlight on an early card throwdown between Pretty Girl and Baby Hey, which ended up a decision victory for Baby Hey.
Best celebration
Teofimo Lopez has nothing on Starvin Marvin, who stumbled and almost fell out of the ring trying to climb the ropes, but persevered and executed a magnificent top rope backflip.
Stuck the landing! Proudest I’ve felt watching an American gymnastic feat since the courageous vault of young Kerri Strug almost 30 years ago.
Best moment
The West Virginia crowd of almost 7,500 people got out their phones and lit up the arena for local boy Macho Man. He entered to John Denver’s “Country Roads,” and the moment lasted until the crowd finished singing along through the final note.
It was the Redneck Brawl equivalent of a Josh Warrington entrance in his hometown of Leeds, mixed with the traditional UK “Sweet Caroline” singalong.
Here’s your full rundown of results, with winners listed in bold, and all victories by decision unless otherwise specified:
- Jessie “304 Iceman” Heaberlin vs Austin “KY Welder” Webb
- Sheena “Wyoming Co. Wildfire” Griffith (TKO-2) vs Traci “Redneck Baby Mama” Napier
- Nick “Jake Paul of Redneck Brawl” Cobb vs Zack “Baby Jesus” Patrick
- Stephen “Country Boot Gang” Sings Jr vs Clifton “Green Machine” Green
- David “Ohio’s Most Wanted” Webb vs Anthony “Tennessee Cornbread” Jones
- Jacob “Redneck Rambo” Wade vs Jonathan “KFC” Lewis
- Cheyenne “Pretty Girl” May vs Halie “Baby Hey” Depriest
- Jacob “Lil Fire” Campbell won a walkover because his scheduled opponent checked out of the hotel and never showed up to the arena
- Tyler “Playboy” Holmes KO-1 vs Taylor “Taylor from the Trailer” Mounts
- Joshua “Lambo” Lambert vs Justin “KY Wildcat” Webb
- Erica “Velora” Sayre vs Emily “Holler Girl” Elway
- Brandon “Diesel” Davis vs Junior “Slim Jim” Helton
- Ryan “Man Bear Pig” Anselman vs Richard “Gamecock” Dorton
- Pacey “Sweet Pea” Newsome vs Cheyenne “Sheen Green” Green
- Lucas “Crawdaddy” Klayman vs Adam “Axe Man” Noble (TKO-3)
- “Starvin” Marvin Workman vs “Tricky” Trent Blankenship
- Tiffany “Conspiracy Smokeshow” Baxter vs Tristina “Straight Pain” Baril
- Dusty “Heartbreak Kid” Hatfield vs Bobby “Chico” Webb
- Katie “Trailer Park Barbie” Clackum vs Kansas “Yeti” Fricks
- Troy “Bridgetown Bruiser” Scholl (TKO-2) vs Charles “The Champ” Hicks
- Julius “Macho Man” Perdue vs Harley “276 Hellraiser” Laney
- James “Jug” Estepp vs Brandon “Hoodbilly” Gibbs
- Robert “KY Steel” Dorton vs Tim “Pretty Boy” Ross
- James “GA Outlaw” Scoggins vs Tyler “TN Tyrant” Yother
- Jake “Jake the Snake” Combs vs Jimmy “Lil Smokey” Campbell
- CJ “Sasquatch” Akers vs Tyler “Big Daddy T” Campbell